i get a park, grab a trolley and off i go. Start with the grocery section, though there's something i hadn't counted on.
TROLLEY ETIQUETTE!
wtf? there's this unspoken ten commandments when it comes to pushing your trolley around the aisles. like if someone's coming towards you, but there's not enough room for them, you have to move back, let them pass, and then return to your place in front of the confectionary (my hangout). i found myself apologising a lot too, just for getting my fucking groceries!
it's also kind of embarrassing, because i kept having to go back to the same aisle, and there was this dude packing shelves, probably thinking i was stalking him...
which i totally wasn't...
it was kind of funny though, there was this old lady i kept running into. i could tell she was fed up with me. i get that from almost all old people...we come from a completely different demographic and yet we went to the same places, makes you think eh?
anyway, i can tell im boring whoever's reading this so i just wanted to do a number on the complex world of grocery shopping.
i'll pass on it next week
